A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.
If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.
YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise
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The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.
Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!
*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*
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His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
His upbringing in Brixton gave him a love for reggae which left a definite mark on some of the Clash's work, and helped produce one of their most memorable songs, "The Guns of Brixton", which Paul also sang on.
The youngest of the group, he was known just as much for his bass playing as he was for his good looks during the late 1970s and early 1980s.
Immortalized on the cover of their swan-song double vinyl, London Calling.
Now resides in England and keeps up with his first love, painting.
Everyone remembers Joe Strummer, and most remember Mick Jones, but why don't so many remember Paul Simonon?
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Her sense of humor is dark but hilarious. Her smile lights up a room as does her laugh. She's got curves like no other and eyes like a tiger. And when it comes to dating she s a BEAST IN BED!!!! but she cares about who she loves and would do anything for them <3
Her sense of humor is dark but hilarious. Her smile lights up a room as does her laugh. She's got curves like no other and eyes like a tiger. And when it comes to dating she s a BEAST IN BED!!!! but she cares about who she loves and would do anything for them <3
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Simon is traumatized by, his horrible up bringing in children's homes, every event he got tangled up in as the result of being a magical nuclear reactor, as well as finding out (spoilers) that he has been draining the magic from the world everytime he does a spell or goes off.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
Simon is wonderful and deserves so much better than he has ever gotten, or let himself have. Simon loves Baz, but doesn't believe he is good enough for Baz.
Although Simon deserves better, he should not be treated like a helpless baby, because he is infact a capable "adult."
Simon's favorite food is butter, he also love sour cherry scones and roast beef.
"Simon Snow, it hurts to look at you when you're this happy. And it hurts to look at your when your depressed."
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
Person1: Why are you crying?
Person2: I'm thinking about Simon snow.
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