getting my shoulders loose

A euphemism for masturbation evoking the appearance of the masturbator as viewed while looking through a window, or seen from the waist up.

One would think by the amount of times I've been caught getting my shoulders loose I'd learn to close my blinds at home. NOPE, busted again........At least the neighbor girls had a good laugh

by keepitloose September 18, 2012

Evasive Shoulders

This is the common term for people when turning around a wall into a hallway or room, need to turn their ordinary shoulders into 'Evasive Shoulders' by turning their shoulders inward to avoid hitting another person.

Jeff: "Wow, this mall is packed!"

Bobby: "Yeah, you'll really need have Evasive Shoulders today!"

Jeff: "Fo sho!"

by JKTehAzn March 29, 2009

Brush your shoulders off

A cool action that only the playaz do when they be pimpin

You gotta get that dirt off your shoulders

by PJ, Matt x2, TK February 20, 2004

head and shoulders

When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you throw up in her hair and rub it in.

"she was going down on me, and i finished her off with a head and shoulders."

by aids and keefer April 21, 2005

head and shoulders

something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.

friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.

friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!

by scionmaiden January 27, 2009

Slopey Shoulders

Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.

It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.

He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.

by AnotherJames March 29, 2009

Shoulders

Another word for fat, heavy, big boned

Eli: I got a new girlfriend!
Sam: How she look?
Eli: She cute but she has shoulders.

by No mane May 24, 2020