Shitflicker

A pair of shoes that look like they are supposed to flick shit all over you.

Why do you own a pair of shitflickers from aldi? Go buy some new ones before you flick your own shit all over me!

by thescouser February 26, 2012

shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

Shitfaced

To be extremely drunk or wasted.

1. Last night I was so shitfaced, I fell down the stairs and busted my lip.

2. Anthony was so shitfaced he tried to go through the doggie door and hit his eye.

3. I was shitfaced and threw up on my friend, it was sick.

by K.M.A November 1, 2004

shitbird

A military term used to describe an unsat Marine/Soldier/Airman/Sailor.

That fucking SHITBIRD, Corporal Doe, had his uniform inside out and forgot to shave his goatee he grew during leave for inspection this morning!

by BillR June 8, 2003

shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

bits-shifting

Rearranging your man-parts so that your laptop isn't resting on them.

I had to do some frequent bits-shifting while working on my latest coding project.

by liscio July 23, 2009

astral shifting

Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.

I had a Astral shifting today i went into my astral plane

by nighttherian September 19, 2016