shitfire

A general exclamation denoting surprise, arousal, discontent, or boredom. It's a buffer word. Earliest film reference is Deliverance, starring uber-fit Burt Reynolds.

Damn, you can play that solo. Shitfire!

That guy just cut me off! SHITFIRE!

Shitfire, I'm bored.

Shitfire, you're sexy.

shitfire by Lolita & Herb November 9, 2006

Shitfire

1) A derogatory term used to refer to the Crossfire Injection system, used by General Motors between 1981 and 1984. It was replaced by TPI in 1985. Crossfire Injection had a reputation for being unreliable. Also see Ceasefire.

My shitfire Corvette doesn't run.

Shitfire by Fluffy the Friendly Aryan June 5, 2004

Shitfire

A name given to the Windsor Spitfires hockey team when they are playing like shit (which is most of the time).

"Do you want to watch the Shitfire game?"

Shitfire by Adam- March 2, 2007

Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

Shitfire by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016

Shit fire and save the matches 

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

Shit fire and save the matches by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

New Mexico shit fire 

A shot of tequila mixed with Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. Bhut jolokia is, of course, one of the spiciest chile peppers in the world, which makes this like a prairie fire shot on steroids. Definitely not for the weak stomach.

"Hey bartender, I need 6 New Mexico shit fires."

New Mexico shit fire by Real Aggie 10 March 28, 2011

shit fire and save matches 

An exclamation, as in "Well, I'll be," or "You don't say," or "Isn't that something?" Something my uncle says all the time.

Person #1: Hey, did you know that J.J. got thrown in the can?
Person #2: Well shit fire and save matches, no I did not.

shit fire and save matches by goobershanker April 6, 2004