shitfacetime

To use the iPhone 4's Facetime video calling feature whilst shitfaced.

I was out of town on a business trip, I got hammered one night and decided to shitfacetime my girlfriend and see if she would show me her tits.

by weyus August 5, 2010

Shitfacetication

Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.

Did you see Chris last night? I didn’t think the human body was capable of holding that much alcohol. He was totally Shitfaceticated! He took Shitfacetication to a whole new level!

by CMumma April 4, 2008

shitfacetweet

To tweet (post messages to Twitter) while intoxicated.

I got drunk last night and decided to shitfacetweet what I was thinking.

by weyus August 5, 2010