Pepperoni Hot Pocket

you meet this girl and you take her to a pizzeria, cover her in toppings, and do her in the oven

Guy1: What happened at work today?
Guy2: Some man came to the store and gave his girlfriend a Pepperoni Hot Pocket

by Coban3 September 6, 2009

pepperoni stick

a term used to describe the guy at the party that continually gets in your face and wants to talk about himself and all his "acheivements".

"I had to leave, I couldn t stand listening to that pepperoni stick any longer."

by jesus_gretzky March 16, 2009

Burnt Pepperoni

A Woman's large dark brown unattractive wrinkled and misshaped nipple. Easily visible from long distances.

Niki Manaj exposed her "Burnt Pepperoni" on GMA

by abman2000 February 14, 2012

rest in pepperoni

when you lose something useless

chaves is like rest in pepperoni but better.

by xarope January 2, 2017

Pepperoni

An Italian Quebecker. See pepper, but add an IROC-Z and slicked-back hair and supposed connections to the Hells

That pepperoni nearly ran me over with his camaro while I was crossing Ste Catherine. I guess he was listening to that "Olé,Olé,Olé" song too loud...

by jdaa September 30, 2004

pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.

Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.

by Staush April 10, 2010

pepperoni plates

When a girl's aerola is WAY to large and out of proportion with the size of her breast. Or, when her aerola is just too large in general. Generally viewed as a negative, embarassing quality by guys and girls alike.

Yeah, she's got big breasts, but the pepperoni plates completely wreck the attractiveness of them.

by TwiggyK September 17, 2006