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Scrape/ Shotgun

Scrape/ Shotgun is a game.

-Vocabulary:

• A "scrape" refers to the action of taking the bottom of your hand and dragging it skin to skin across the back of someone's neck to create a slight burning sensation on their neck due to the friction.
• "Shotgun" refers to the word you must say to prevent being "scraped".

-Rules of the Scrape/ Shotgun:

•When you say or do something that is regarded as dumb, clumsy, forgetful, contradicting, or anything along those lines, a person involved in the game can say "Scrape!", "That's a scrape!", or "Scrape on you!". At that point you accept the "scrape" and allow him to drag his hand across the back of your neck as described above in the vocabulary section.

•HOWEVER, if you say "Shotgun!" before someone calls a "scrape", then you are safe from the scrape and can not receive one for that time.
•If someone calls a "scrape" on you for something that was not a "scrape", then you are allowed to call a scrape on them for incorrect use of the game.
Example 1 of Scrape/ Shotgun -

Me: Have you seen my phone? I've been looking everywhere for it and can't find it for the life of me!

Friend: SCRAPE!! You're holding your phone in your hand.

Me: Fuck. Alright scrape me, let's get it over with.

Example 2- Me: *Drops my phone* Shotgun!

Friend: You're damn lucky you called shotgun before I called scrape. I'll get you next time.
by BDKilla February 8, 2019
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scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.
I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.
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