schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

Schlanted

fucked up or high

Person 1: "how you doing man"
Person 2: "Bitch I'm SCHLANTED

by sadboynate August 28, 2018

schlinked

essentially when someone gets knocked the fuck out.

a friend: “if bro keeps talking shit he’s gonna get schlinked.”

by lindsee2lit September 2, 2023

Schlenker

Noun: A versatile eating utensil, usually a spork with a jagged edge for cutting and a straw for a handle. See verb form: "to Schlenk".

1) John: "Gee, Cyndi, I am so very confused by all of the silverware at the table right now."

Cyndi: "Silly, you should have ordered a Schlenker. It would make eating a snap. And it's only $19.95 if you order now!"

John: "Now I'll be able to eat lasagna, tough steak, and chocolate pudding while drinking out of a juice box at the same time! Thanks, Schlenker!"

by ShrEnjoy August 23, 2011

Schlatted

When you get scammed by an exit scam

yo bro tons of people are getting schlatted because of cryptocurrency's

by LittleBoilysol May 11, 2019

schlinke

Definition of a complete alpha male with a small dick and huge heart. You will find them in a crowd just from their sheer power of will.

Bitch 1: I’m dating a Schlinke.

Bitch 2: Ohh the person with a big heart and small penis.

Bitch 1: Yeah it’s great.

by 69Daddy69_420 June 15, 2019

Schlapped

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.

Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.

by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023