Don’t hug me I’m scared

The best YouTube show, it’s free it’s great and if you didn’t watch it yet. Go get help and then watch it :)

Person 1: did you watch don’t hug me I’m scared

Person2: No

Person 1: we can’t be friends anymore

by Dolan_addict64 November 16, 2018

im scared

you when you look something innocent up on urban dictionary

i just went on urban dictionary and im scared

by angrykarkat July 1, 2018

scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.

A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!

by The Masked and Caped Moncato July 15, 2008

staged rip

A bong rip that uses more than one breath in order to achieve the highest levels of THC possible.

In essence, the smoker takes his/her first rip and instead of clearing the rip, he/she exhales through the nose, takes a small breath in through the nose, and continues milking their rip to be cleared later.

Tameem always takes a staged rip when he's trying to get moked. Bingers over everything.

by team moke out November 17, 2009

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Scaredphobia

Where you are scared to be scared most dear devils have this phobia, most commonly found in emo boys, emo girls, baddies and dear devils. If you have this phobia you hide it because you don’t want anyone too know that you’re scared. An exemple is:

Person 1: *gulp*
Person 2: are you scared?
Person 1: n-n-no you know i’m not scared of anything

Person 2: okay
*at person 1’s house*
Person 1: what is scaredphobia

Person 1: I-I-I-I have scaredphobia…..

by Llama Queen August 17, 2021

The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019