sample fart carpet

Carpet samples purchased from Home Depot, farted on, and then forced upon unwilling victims to smell

I just stopped by Home Depot and picked up some sample fart carpets, are you boys ready to sniff?

by Roy Rogers McFreelyy March 8, 2021

soil sample

Falling face first in dirt

She took a soil sample when she was running around

by emhgames January 29, 2014

SamLee

sexiest asian on the planet.
He only hangs out with with people

Dude, that kid samlee is sooo sexy

by Colin Ris May 26, 2008

Samone

She is so pretty and she is everyone body goals with a fat butt.She is so cool and everyone wants to be her..

Do you see Samone,she is much a Samone

by Setety123 October 6, 2016

meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.

Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"

by Saibot-Socks December 29, 2007

Smolen

when a male receives a hand job from a female through his pants

Female - hey want me to blow you?
Male - na ill just snag a smolen babe.

Friend one - yo man did you hit that?
Friend two - na man bitch only hooked me up with a smolen.

bro one - yo man you cop some head from that hoe after lax practice?

bro two- na but she gave a gnarly smolen homie

by Babyfartsmcgee69 April 7, 2010

sampled

To get bailed on or stood up

Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch

by CincyWalk June 11, 2008