Mafia Relocation Program

Taking an undesireable person and forcing them into the trunk of a car then driving them far into the countryside and leaving them naked and beaten on the roadside.

"I cought the asshole that my girlfriend cheated on me with and put him into a Mafia Relocation Program."

by Nolan Smart December 12, 2005

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richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move

"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"

by SurrealArt August 11, 2016

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Unsupervised Outpatient Stress-Reduction Clinic

Fancy euphemism for a Bar.

Bars are unsupervised outpatient stress-reduction clinics that serve cheap over-the-counter medications with lots of side effects.

by Two Basket Skinner August 1, 2011

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Breast Reduction

The act of slapping God in the face and reducing your breast size. Usually older woman get this surgery to correct their sagging breasts.

Tom: Didn't you hear? Jenny got a breast reduction!

Dan: That's like slapping god in the face.

by mymomwasa36E August 2, 2011

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(1) A temporary period during which a serial rapist makes actively persists from committing rape. A crude amalgamation of rape and vacation.

(2) Time taken away from work for the specific purpose of committing rape(s).

(3) Any vacation during which a person on such vacation rapes someone or is raped. Usually used retrospectively.

(1) Man, I'm all over the news; probably a good time to take a rapecation.

(2) I got all of next week off, I'm going on a rapecation.

(3) Remember Spring Break 2002? What a rapecation that turned out to be.

by Slackfist Prizerooster December 3, 2010

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