perthy

a term that means dull and boring

~asociated with perth

08:29 <saxamo> wow you guys are so freaking perthy
08:29 <ifish> perthy?
08:29 <%merc|AFK> ifish: a term that means dull and boring
08:30 <%merc|AFK> ~asociated with perth
08:30 <ifish> oh ok

by mercluke April 18, 2010

Pert' Near

Really fuckin' close.

I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!

by Badturns July 13, 2010

Perth'd

A term used by residents of Perth, Western Australia to describe the phenomenon, often experienced by Perthians abroad, of Perthians not only managing (however improbably) to come across fellow Perthians overseas, but also of them always finding that these co-urbanites are either a) their relatives, b) their acquaintances, or (at the very least) c) people with whom they share multiple mutual friends on Facebook. This oft-described experience abroad (of "being/getting Perth'd") is the result of Perth being an oversized village, of everyone there having a desire and tendency to piss off abroad whenever they get the chance, and of the two degrees of separation that somehow exists for the city's residents.

1.
<On a remote island in the Tierra del Fuego archipelago>
G’day! First person I’ve seen in a week!
Mate I know you, it’s me, your cousin Davo!
Strike a light, so it is! No getting away from some people ay, Perth'd again!
Still up for beers this Sunday arvo yeah?
Yeah mate
See ya then

2.
Yet another fellow Aussie here in the Siberian wilderness! I'm from Perth mate, yourself?
Same same actually
Ah yeah? Was there only a few days ago actually, partying it up on Scabs beach with some sheila called Emily
Emily's my sister, guess that'd make you that William I've heard so much about?
Perth'd mate, you got it in one
Fucking Perth

by Charlemagne1993 July 29, 2016

perteet

Big Dick,Big Balls,Very Buff,Sexy,Athletic. But only if you have it as a last name. A Perteet is very secret about his life but tells his friends DIFFERENT and he is always happy but secretly depressed.

"Damn What are you a Perteet"?

by Luna G. xXx May 21, 2018

Perth

Slang term used by Australian's to create an alibi for the purpose of avoiding seeing someone.

I can't hang out with you today mate, I'm heading off to Perth!

by John H. Tripwire November 3, 2018

Pertonamie

A small group of people aimed at achieving their individual goals through collaboration.

The pertonamie aimed to conquer the world by conquering themselves.

by Flimbsy January 6, 2021

hurriCAINE perty

storm theme party that involves a massive amount of cocaine and planned power loss. Can really incorporate any drug that gives the body a real boost towards the "speedy side"

"Did we really just drive into the eye of the storm and buy 6 grams of Cocaine."

"Dude they don't call it the hurrICAINE perty for no reason! WOOOOOoOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

by hibhop October 23, 2011