1 definition by Badturns

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Really fuckin' close.
I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.

Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.

Her: How close are you to cumming?

Me: Pert' near!
by Badturns July 13, 2010

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