pedopants

Pants or shorts *see pedoshorts* worn by girls 18 and younger with words on the butt. Cutie, Babydoll, Cheer, Bootylicious, ect... With the intent of having grown men stare at their bottoms.

"Holy cow! What is she, 12? I don't see how her parents can let her wear those slutty pedopants!"

by Lou07 December 10, 2008

pedopyronecrohomobeastiphiliac

Having a sexual attraction to underage, burning, dead, animals of the same gender.

I think Andrew is a pedopyronecrohomobeastiphiliac.

by dkjm_krrb July 29, 2009

Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

penophobia

the fear/disgust of the penis

i dont like willies because i have penophobia

by emma May 13, 2005

pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia

Being sexually attracted to the feet of dead, baby, hairless animals, who are covered in feces, and are on fire.

Jake is a fucking pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophiliac. He needs to go see a psychiatrist that specializes in pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia.

Pedopodoacomopyrocopronecrozoophilia is considered to be the most common form of sexual arousal.

by Quacker1 February 17, 2008

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

Pedopope

The new definition of pedophilia behavior as shown by the Catholic churches own Pope. A new spin on Pedobear, used in reference to the Catholic church. Often used on Internet BBS's and forums in a humorous and inflammatory way.

HEADLINE: The Pope is heading to malta, sex abuse victims await his arrival.

That headline is pedobear approved. Hell that headling is even pedopope approved.

by grimouire April 18, 2010