The result of the adding of the words "poo" and "wank" together.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
To pank: when one masturbates at the same time as taking a crap, so as to stimulate the prostate and heighten sexual pleasure.
Mate I ate three packs of fruit and fibre yesterday...I'm going to pank my brains out with a shit that firm. It's gonna be panktastic.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
I wanted a hangover wank this morning, but my shit's to runny to get a pank boner.
by Stubbsy. The real one October 11, 2006
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by eitigere July 23, 2010
Get the Sanky Panky mug.A phrase used in London by teenagers, basically when things are going really bad, or if something's really annoyed someone, etc. Usually used like "good times" and "bad times" are.
The word "Peak" can also be used to describe something bad or shocking.
The word "Peak" can also be used to describe something bad or shocking.
John: I lost my homework
Paul: Ha, peak times for you.
Alex: It seriously needs to stop snowing.
Jess: I know, it's peak.
Paul: Ha, peak times for you.
Alex: It seriously needs to stop snowing.
Jess: I know, it's peak.
by Alex_167 February 7, 2010
Get the Peak times mug.1. An ancient American ritual where a party of 8 or more men ejaculate on a pancake. This is sometimes done if the pancake has commited a crime or disrespected the elders in any way, but mostly it's done for entertainment at bachelor parties.
2. The finished product of the act of pankakke.
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2. The finished product of the act of pankakke.
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by Pankakke August 3, 2006
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by Bloopy February 10, 2006
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Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
Please Note: occasionally causes unexpected drips of pee, blood, or semen if hit too hard or in the right place at the right time OR by the right person.
You have been a very bad boy Thomas! Pull your pants down and face me so I can pank you with my leather belt!
Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
Sorry Dr. Dave, but my wife and I were playing around in bed & she panked me a few times, causing me to have my meriod (male period).
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