Party Nips

Someone who has nips for the party.

Stephen's got the party nips.

by partyben January 13, 2009

Tea Party Candidate

n. A wannabe politician who is an unemployed tax dead beat who performs witchcraft and earns money through farm subsidies in Minnesota.

Michelle is running for Congress, she says the government spends too much money, but she has a "farm" that gets paid to grow nothing. Now she wants a highly paying gig as a congresswoman. I thought she hated government, she must be a Tea Party Candidate.

by rebirth of keynes October 12, 2010

party goon

Someone of higher class who is renowned for hosting lavish parties and events and has a reputation for having knowledge of all bars, clubs and spots around the area.

Look at Rafa, he’s such a party goon, no one in college throws parties like him.

by Dr. Douglas July 4, 2021

Bernardi Party

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.

Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.

by Tobster September 21, 2012

smartphone party

When a bunch of people get together to party but eventually end up staring at their smartphones.

Alex: Hey, Jamie's throwing a party this Saturday! He's invited us all!
Jerry: Uh, I don't know...I'm afraid it will turn out to be a "smartphone party"...
Alex: He said it is going to be "unplugged" so smartphones are not allowed.
Jerry: Fuck no, Alex!

by vaultimor March 21, 2017

Tea party Mandate

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth

“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”

by tea party truther September 22, 2010

Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008