randy orton

let's get one thing straight first: I don't hate the man. he's one of my favorites on raw. But I'm sick of stupid women basing him only on looks. for fuck's sake, it's his wrestling skills that count. Idiots

stupid, idiotic woman: like omg randy is so fucking hot so he must be a good wrestler. OMG OMG I'm having an orgasm.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.

by Adrian November 19, 2004

randy orton

An incredible wrestler who is not given enough credit. Will go far in the WWE. Should not be hated because he's better than John Cena. The Age of Orton will live on forever!

Oh man, did you see Randy Orton RKO John Cena yesterday? Orton kicks ass!

by bonnaroo 08! May 16, 2008

dirty orion

When you dump a load of nut milk into scrambled eggs.

As a prank I cooked my friend Julio a Dirty Orion without him knowing , he said it was the best breakfast he ate.

by King_Vader March 31, 2020

Akon-oron

An oxymoronic statement that one says while trying to court a person of the opposite sex. Usually offensive, and usually said by the man to the woman. Inspired by the chorus to Akon's song "Sexy Bitch", wherein the singer says, "I don't mean to be disrespectful" and then proceeds to repeatedly refer to the woman in question as a "Sexy Bitch".

Indicative of:
a)How stupid men are
b)How stupid rap lyrics can tend to be

Guy: Hey
Girl: Hey
Guy: You look really pretty.
Girl: Thank you
Guy: I mean, I'm trying to be respectful, but goddamn you have the juciest ass ever.
Girl: Uhhhh...*walks away*
Guy: Dammit...I didn't mean to use an Akon-oron. Shit!

by ExperimentalFilm November 15, 2009

Oronde

Sharp and appointed individual, loyal to a fault but remains generous. Supreme intuition allows for adaptation to most scenarios

Oronde.

by Tacuma February 22, 2018

Orson

A man with piercing green or blue eyes. Usually is very introverted however once you get to know him is one of the funniest guys. Tends to be shy around girls however he secretly has a huge cock and balls that only the worthy are able to see and experience the true power of a god

Damn I would love to fuck Orson

by K2realkilly November 23, 2021

Ortonism

Ortonism is the fictitious religion that worships WWE Superstar Randy Orton.

...and the Orton cometh down to the ring of battle from the crowd of his holy Ortonism followers and smited the heathen Kurt Angle with his mighty RKO!

by Ortonist Prime June 22, 2006