Desperateism

Desperateism ♡#0616

Mike tyson: “I keep forgetting man..and The rock left the call…”
*Harry styles has joined the call
“their name and user is Desperateism ♡#0616“
Mike tyson: “Thanks harry”

by Desperateism ♡#0616 July 31, 2021

friend desperate

The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.

I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...

by amazinjess305 July 29, 2011

party desperate

When your will to drive over 3 hours to find a party

Tim "I'm party desperate"

John " Fort Scott is 3 hours away"

Tim "I'm done"

by Kegstand6900 December 17, 2017

dick desperate

Being really desperate for sum dick

Shut yo dick desperate ass up!

by Maven82 September 11, 2018

Urbanly Desperate

When you try to find a word in the urban dictionary that isn't taken, so you can create that said word and become very popular.

GIF: Man, I am bored out of my mind. Let's see if I can make a new word in the urban dictionary!
JIF: GIF, shut up, and listen to the teacher. We are learning about drugs so pay attention.
GIF: But I am urbanly desperate right now.
JIF: I do not care what you are. Look at the board!

by yesssssssssssssssooooo September 22, 2022

suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.

Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD

by stooch182 September 20, 2020

national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day

bojack reference LMAO

"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"

by petethecatissoooocoool February 5, 2023