mongle

v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated

Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.

by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

mongle

stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"

"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"

by charlie-boy February 9, 2004

Cock Mongler

One who acts like a homosexual ie mongles the cock

Ben and Mike are so bad at Halo they must be cock mongling eachother.

Ben and Mike talk about ass sex with eachother they must be cock monglers!!!

I'll Show you to tell me to wash the fuckin dishes you cock mongler.Ha Ha -Love Ya Guys- 0 c======3 :0 :)

by Krispykritters December 15, 2008

mongler

when one man is in love with a another man.

damn son, he is a fuckin mongler, what a flamer.

by Banana Moe July 6, 2005

Monacle

A single shackle.
As manifasted by Tycho of Penny Arcade glory.

-Gee bob, thats a real big monacle you've got there.
-That sure is, Jim.

by Akimbo April 20, 2005

Monacle Boy

N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.

ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.

V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.

Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.

Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.

Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.

by Ozian April 2, 2009

Mongle Snached

Snaggled and killed by an Asian

Robert got mongle snached in black ops 4 yesterday.

by ClaytonBigsby1488 October 18, 2018