When you hold a camera out to take a picture of yourself or yourself and someone else while stretching your arm out long. It avoids the peskiness of having to ask some stranger to take your picture. You just hold your arm out and turn the camera towards you and ta-da great picture for your facebook page!
Nobody was around to take my picture in front of that amazing lake so I just did a longarm and got a great shot of me and the lake!
by Kabonnagreen September 12, 2010
Get the Longarm mug.Langerts tend to be angry creatures who are usually found any place there is alcohol and/or large breasts. They generally attack when their victims least expect it and usually use an attack known as the "grizzly bear" or "billy goat". Be sure to not get too close to a Langert when he is near alcohol/large breasts. They have a unique mating call and you know one is close when you hear hunters chant "Get Langert Laid! Get Langert Laid!". This creature tends to have a problem sealing the deal when it comes to mating. This creature may become extinct if this problem isn't solved as soon as possible. Langerts are also known for their pick up lines and ability to consume massive amounts of alcohol. These creatures travel alone and may attack at any time.
I hear the get Langert Laid chant, he must be near.
Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert
Girl 1: I heard the strangest pickup line lastnight. Some guy told me he cried while he was watching the notebook.
Girl 2: That'd be a Langert
by muffycriedduringthenotebooktoo February 4, 2010
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He was so langers (or langerated) last night, he never put his langer back in after a wazz(pee), what a langer!
by RaZaHberry October 5, 2006
Get the Langer mug.The online game Ragnarok Online when its servers are overtaxed, another variation of this is Lagnarok Offline.
Ragnarok online is so laggy, we should call it Lagnarok!
You mean Lagnarok? That game's too difficult to move around in
You mean Lagnarok? That game's too difficult to move around in
by Niton May 24, 2003
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"I'm gonna get well and truly Langridged tonight!!"
"wow that girls drunk... guess she's pulled a Langridge!"
"wow that girls drunk... guess she's pulled a Langridge!"
by Sausage78 October 31, 2011
Get the Langridge mug.An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008
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