kratos

an employee who loves younger people and tries to make money on the side by selling man gravy. they are also known for being semi-retarded and trying to act black.

kratos: yo whats up guidos lets go to the club!! i got a fresh batch of crack!
six-year-old boy: sounds goods to me!!!!!!

by bigmaclover1 May 7, 2010

katomate

HECK YES....OR HELL YA
(ka-toe-ma-tay)

friend 1: hey, would you like to go to the movies tonight?
friend 2: idk, i dont really feel like going
friend 1: we can tell our boyfriends to meet us there...wanna go?
friend 2: katomate!!

by iluv him!!-23 July 13, 2009

Kratoshbm

User handle of someone that is super, super gay

Oh no, Kratoshbm is in the chat.

by YeetYeetison January 3, 2020

kratos

Utter fucking failure of a protagonist. Originates from the PS2 game God of War, (a Devil May Cry ripoff which caters to 12-year old boys), where he grunts alot and swings around a weapon that defies the laws of phyisics. Despite his glaring flaws, Kratos is also quite revolutionary in the sense that he is the first openly gay video game character since Streets of Rage, and also the first video game character ever to recieve quadruple anal penetration on screen.

Kratos is believed to be an alias of Hard Gay.

by nutrient asparagus September 18, 2008

Kratomflip

Taking snus during a kratom trip/session

Person 1: Duuuude today I will totally make a Kratomflip.

Person 2: Nice man, which snus are you using?

by T400 August 26, 2020

Katomundo

A girl who goes on a rebound,but denies the fact she did anything.

Katie had sex with him? Does she know that's a rebound? Wow she's a right katomundo!!

by Bombay_Sapphire. March 11, 2019

Kratos

Some overpowered bitch who is somehow able to kill literal GODS, but die to a fucking stone impaling him. He is bad ass, I somehow think he's awesome, but I also think he is a overrated bitch-fuck.

Person: WOW, I just played God Of War, I think that Kratos is the best main character ever!!
Me: Ummmmm, I honestly don't agree with you but I agree with you.

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020