Jerkover

The feeling of regret and embarrassment for a previous night's drunken antics, such as drunk dialing an ex, sending inappropriate emails or text messages, throwing up in front of a crowd, or having sex you didn't mean to have.

Ugh. I got wasted last night and slept with my boss, and now I'm having a huge jerkover.

by cobradeathmatch July 25, 2009

Jerkoffasaurus

a jerkoff so over the top that he's a dinosaur

Matt is such a Jerkoffasaurus.

by Cletus John March 5, 2006

jargonaut

1 a person who uses jargon in every-day conversation.

2 a person adept in the navigation of heavily jargon filled literature.

A jargonaut might say: she/he is the NCO @ the HPY in charge of DCH and MBS processing on a RTS basis in accordance with DCHMBSP.

by Divado January 14, 2008

Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

by Bondz January 13, 2010

Jerkoff

Someone who is a complete dickhead and is a complete and total loser. Someone who has just completely and utterly screwed up your day, just by sight, and no one can fix it.

Perry David Kohrs is a jerkoff.

by YourWorstEnemy January 19, 2005

Turbo-Jerbo

1.Doing something very quickly. High Speed.
2.Extremely fast masturbation. Mostly done for fear of being caught.

Little Clarke drove Turbo-Jerbo because he was late for his therapy.

by ken March 29, 2006

dick-jargon

Talking like a cock. A type of incoherent language mainly associated with being a dick

Boy: All I want to do is sit on a nice cock, suck on a nice dick

Boy2: Mate, you're talking in dick-jargon

by Willis McGee July 20, 2006