Instacum

Instacum, when someone is so attractive/sexy that the second they touch you it makes you instantly cum..

As Stacy's mum handed me a drink her hand brushed against mine, this made me instacum.

by AshAmes August 12, 2012

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instabust

Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.

Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?

Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.

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*As you pass a hot girl*

Dude: Instabust!

by SpicyKB October 20, 2007

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insta-dick

when a guy goes from being nice to being an asshole for no reason

"Why do you hate Chris?"

"He's never done anything to me.. But he's nasty to my friend so I don't like him."

"Why is he mean to her?"

"I have no idea! He USED to be nice to her... and then one day, BAM, insta-dick!"

by kendra_123 January 7, 2010

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Insta grind

Posting a lot of Instagram photos at the same time

I just looked on Instagram and she posted 5 photos in a row she is on an insta grind

by Dictionary12344321 December 20, 2013

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Instagram whore/ Insta Thot

A person who only cares about post asking for comments or like to feel special because they are lame ass people at heart. Sometimes they ask for shout outs and just seek attention because they think its cool to have their notification stats high.
Or one talks to multiple people on instagram and trys to date them..

Person 1:Ugh Sam(antha) is such a instagram whore (s)he always asking for Likes and comments.

Person 2: I heard (s)he dates people from all over instagram. What a Instagram whore/ Insta Thot.

by Your friendly hater April 8, 2017

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