fapid fire

To give a woman multiple orgasms in a row

Bro you have to learn to fapid fire women.

by dexslab May 4, 2017

Flavid

One who is often the life of the party. Very outgoing, typically the one to start the conversation.With an average look but an above average personality. Girls will want to spend a lot of time with you for your personality. He will grow up to be a drunken slut.

I wish I was as cool as Flavid

by Silence Dogooder September 24, 2012

Flacid

Gettin' mad soft or limp.

Girls Question: "If I were an ice cream cone, how would you eat me?"
Peter Griffin: "I'd eat you real fast, before I got flacid"
Stacker McRandler: "I'd invite my friend Ronny over, and we'd give you a double dip"

by Johnny McSteampot March 8, 2008

Flamidia

An STD so severe flames shoot out of the penis.

Eddie Murphey : I cant even take a piss inside my house no more, ill burn my house down.

Narrator : You got a serious case of Flamidia son.

by ComptonFatKid April 15, 2010

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

flasid

An adjective used when something is/was very boring and stupid.

Dude, that fratparty was so flasid, nobody was dancing and it was so full we couldn't move.

by boonerwords February 17, 2010

Flacido

Name used for a guy whose sexual performance actually supercedes expectations for all the girls he has"loved"!!
A 'Flacido' is a stealthy stud of mixed breeding who is committed to identifying his future self to that of his sole icon...his absent father.
Hence, the pathetic, floppy pattern of the charming soulless womanizer continues.

Flacido is a man reaching his fifties, who talks about those lucky lovers he's "porked" over the years.Then,if you're lucky, he might boast about the career (he managed to barely salvage), and say "So,... wanna get porked?"

by nei god stegen August 17, 2007