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Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...
A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!
by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009
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Ferrari

A nickname given to ones own cheaper, stock standard automobile, that is clearly not a Ferrari.
Guy to friend: Hey, where did you park the Ferrari?
by poor car guy July 12, 2012
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Ferrarisexual

Attraction by Humans to vehicles manufactured by Ferrari.

Also: Ferrarisexuality
That F360 next to that Enzo almost makes me cream my pants, i'm probably Ferrarisexual.
by RoxRox July 29, 2008
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Ferrari Syndrome

The critiquing of an unattainable object.

An inability to see the irony in picking apart something you'll never acquire/achieve as your own, while simultaneously defending something of more questionable value that you currently have.

Ferrari Syndrome can apply to objects and relationships.
"Matt says he'd never date that bikini model because her eyes are too close together, but have you seen the girls he takes home!?"

"Yeah, definite case of Ferrari Syndrome"
by universeguyd August 4, 2014
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Ferrari360

A term in which is related to a fox, a dead fox, which a girl with black hair and glasses has just put on her face. now its name its ferrari360
person:"what are you doing?"

that girl: "F-F-F-F-F-FERRARI360!!!"
by BABYCORPSES March 1, 2023
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Ferrari Strategy

Verb: To do something exceptionally stupid that results in adverse outcomes such as public backlash, financial reprocussions or some other massive copout, often with little to no logical reason or explaination as to why or how it happened.

Noun: The name for the collection of "strategic" decisions by a group of people referred to as Ferrari Strategists during a Formula 1 race. These decisions usually ruin the race for either one of or both of the Scuderia Ferrari drivers while benefitting every other team on the grid.
Ferrari pulled a Ferrari Strategy by ordering Charles Leclerc to pit, and then screamed at him to stay out as he was driving down the pit lane.

Aston Martin pull a Ferrari Strategy every time they let Lance Stroll get in the car. They should know by now that the car will need a full rebuild after every session when he gets behind the wheel.

Bloke 1 - Finally Ferrari are pitting Charles Leclerc off the medium compound.
Bloke 2 - But why are they now putting the hard tyres on? Theres only 15 laps left, He should be on softs!
Bloke 1 - They're pulling a Ferrari Strategy again. What the fuck are the Ferrari Strategists thinking?

Charles Leclerc was in prime position to win today but he got cucked by the Ferrari Strategy, as per, and so barely made the top 5.
by Sharl Luhclair October 1, 2023
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Ferraz

The type of guy that despite trying to rizz up all the female friends he has, gets no play (no bitches at all) and is also awful playing sports such as volleyball. This is all untrue if he doesnt like physics, if he does this is all true and, in fact 2X true(er). Also sucks his teachers cock to get an 18,5.
Franciso Mamaro Ferraz touched that girl's ass (without consent of her).
by tarpa October 24, 2023
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