Sloppy Falafel

1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.

2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.

Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."

Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."

by S.D. Singer January 28, 2008

Falafel

One of the most funniest words ever. Who came up with it?

Cutest name for a cat.
<3

Mistos Kitty Falafel is the cutest <3

by natalie sthoup July 28, 2010

falaaquualynn

Another name from someone named Becca. It means penguin-lover in Xhosa

Man, that girl, she's falaaquualynn, look at all those penguins in her room

by clemintinegeorge April 19, 2009

fapafap

The act of fapping in a hurried manner, either due to excitement or time constraints.

- Oh god, im so horny, i need to fapafap!

- The 'rents are gonna be home any minute! gotta fapafap!

by Zoloir April 27, 2010

Falafel No 1

Used in Malmo city, Sweden. Term for describing a heavy track, awsome party or just a generally dope and original artistic expression with lots of flavour.

"The party was a falafel no 1!"
"Track is Falafel no 1"
"The piece is falafel no 1".

by matsn August 7, 2011

falafel face

The face of a person with borderline personality disorder. Run away, as this person is dangerous.

Hey falafel face go take a shower.

by a beaver w. a night time sock July 30, 2010

Falafelitis

A common disorder affecting Jewish women ages 16-30, who keep kosher and enjoy israeli food on a regular basis. Signs and symptoms include excessive stomach bloating and discomfort, lingering taste of common middle eastern spices, chickpeas and tahini sauce, with some patients describing a taste of "israel". The disease is self ... Read Morelimitting and only known to be fatal in one case which was secondary to a rare case of fulminant septic falafelitis with a comorbid condition of Shawarma's syndrome, a common disorder that affects the same patient demographic. The Treatment is discontinuation of all falafel and falafel related products, falafel type snack food are to be avoided at all cost. The patient should be reassured that the symptoms should reside in a few days and that she might be an idiot for eating falafel in excess amounts.

19 year old girl eats to much falafel. Has severe stomach pains and bloating. Ends up in the hospital where she is diagnosed with falafelitis

by Andrew Stone March 18, 2009