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facemining

The practice of full-on, extreme searching for friends to add on Facebook, or other online social networks. It is especially appropriate when the search becomes obsessive in nature or solely for the purpose of boosting one's friend count.
e.g., a status update reading, "Jimbo is up too late facemining for old classmates."
by MooseEyes March 16, 2009
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Facemonger

A "playful" offensive term similar to "Jerkface". Often used against someone in a derogatory manner. This word can be easily adapted to an individual's arsenal of "FACE" insults.
Person 1: "These cats are bothering me!"
Person 2: "Your FACE is bothering me!"
Person 1: "Damn it Person 1 you're such a FACEMONGER"
by HolmesCT March 15, 2010
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FaceMucked

When ones facebook is left unattended around friends, and every creative bone in the young adults mind focuses on destroying the integrity of tthe social networking medium. Slander, sexually explicit profile pictures, changing language汉语/漢語 and alot more friends from saudi arabia are all hilariously funny. dont complain, retalliate, come back bigger and more creative. and so the sport of FaceMucked was born
(brendan) Yo Trevor left his Facebook open

(mike) ITS TIME TO GET FACEMUCKED

(brendan) Should we change his status first or his language?
(mike) Dont forget to message his aunt and uncle, make sure they think hes gay!
by LAURIER_GOLDENHAWKS April 6, 2011
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Fapumentary

One of those easily available and condescending cultural documentaries produced by self-serving anthropologists. They gratuitously display the naked tits of native girls that young boys can fap to without censorship.
"What are watching?"
"A fapumentary about a tribe in the Amazon rainforest. It's on PBS so they can show their titties."
"Sweet."
by theclassicfool August 6, 2014
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farumpus

The week of April 11th-15th at Frederica Academy on Saint Simons Island.
It's coming... Farumpus!

Wow Mr. Plough I can't wait till... FARUMPUS!!!
by nworbekul June 15, 2016
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falumptuous

An increase in curves all over the body. Usually indicated by vast consumption of McDonald's nuggets, Peanut M&Ms and Darrel Lee raspberry choc stix.
Hey man, did you see Rhett last night? He is looking pretty damn falumptuous
by Rhett Robinson February 9, 2017
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Faculty members

Used as a expression of anger or distress.
this term is sometimes used as an insult
Boy 1 spills water on Boy 2's shirt.
Boy 2 "Faculty members! Get away from me you stupid faculty member!"
by Quinn's stupid definitions October 2, 2018
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