Dirty Darren

A dirty darren is when you clean the whole house cook dinner do all the washing and still don't get any.

I cleaned the whole fucking house and cooked dinner and all she gave me was a dirty darren

by Ashosist February 10, 2019

A darren

Non Educated Delinquents, have a habit of standing around on street corners drinking 98% of the worlds supply of Buckfast. Only wear track suits and tuck their bottoms into their socks. Usually hibernate in dark corners in flocks of Darren's. This is known as an NYT. Darren's usually shout abuse and have little man syndrome when in actual fact are 5 ft tall and build like a celory stick. When approaching a Darren must be cautious as they can be timid and may burn out with their lighters.

Look at that guy spray painting in the street, what a darren

by IanBruh November 8, 2018

Change Darrens

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.

"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"

by Roland D. Lebay September 14, 2005

Darren

1. To be of original swagger and poise.
2. Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him.
3. That dude.

1. John is good guy, he's a total Darren.
2. Mike straight Darrened that dude in the fight.
3. Darren.

by Darren McMahon December 25, 2007

Darren

True Meaning A very funny person that tells crazy jokes. He has a strong relationship with his love one (girlfriend) and willing to do anything for her. He is also known for his excellent sex performence and unforgiveable sex moments.

That boy has a real darren to his girlfriend.

by Money808 February 6, 2009

Darren

A Nice Caring Person that's intelligent, handsome and kind very quiet and would do anything for his family.

that guy is so handsome and quiet he must be a Darren

by animelover66 October 21, 2015

darrent

A guy who looks drunk half the time and is usaully bored. But he is also cool and nice (when he wants to be).

He is so Darrent.

by Watt...Imma.Humanz? September 28, 2017