Douchebagadonia

A small country bordered by Fucktardistan and Assholonia

I met Ryan Seacrest in at the Fucktardistan airport on his way to Assholinia, and had a layover in Douchebagadonia.

by The Timmeh April 4, 2009

Douchebag Jar

Popularized in the series premiere of the Fox show "New Girl."

A jar into which a person puts money after he or she says or does something a douchebag would do.

(to a female friend)
Guy: I know you've been through a lot, but I'd still totally do you.
Girl: Really? That's so nice...
Girl and other Guys: DOUCHEBAG JAR!!

by ynnoj123 September 21, 2011

Guitar Douchebag

Guitar Douchbag is the guy who goes to a party and pulls ALL the tail due to his guitar playing “skills.” So say some guy is there and being all charming and telling jokes and is the life of the party, then guitar douchebag comes in and sits down in the corner with his guitar and starts strumming a few notes, then goes into full on song with lyrics. You don’t even really need to know how to play well. You really only need to mix in like 3 chords, you can even make up the song on the spot. The panties will drop faster than the eye can see.

I was the life of the party, everyone was loving my jokes, then guitar douchebag came in and stole all the chicks right from under us.

by KFC Frank May 15, 2008

Digital douchebag

A "digital expert" that works for an advertising agency. Usually has a title like Digital Producer, Digital Manager, Social Media Manager or Digital Strategy Advisor.

Their job usually involves spending all their time looking for "cool shit" on the internet and charging you large amounts of money to show you a bunch of Youtube clips or provide a report that advises you to set up a Facebook account for your company.

Joe: Wow that Digital Douchebag down at the agency sent me a link to this awesome video! Did you know that China will soon become the number one English speaking country in the world?

Qamar: O shit. Fatboy Slim. Awesome!

Joe: Awesome!

Qamar: Awesome!

by Ilav Gäeseks May 21, 2011

Douchebag Hunter

One who hunts large wild animals without preperation, training or regards to his own (and other's) safety.

A douchebag hunter, and a hunting party, with high powered rifles manages to get attacked by a leopard.

by Rhemis June 19, 2010

Douchebag Knievel

A person who participates in extreme acts of douchebaggery.

Named after Evel Knievel known for his estreme stunts and general disregard for gravity.

"That guy's dog just shit in my yard and he just left it!"
"Damn. He's obviously a Douchebag Knievel"

by dudeguybroman February 3, 2012

Douchebag

Of course, this word applies to many different types of insufferable dickheads across this country. But my favorite, my absolute favorite, is the douche that will precipitate some type of physical conflict at a bar, a club, or anywhere. The douche then gets a pop in the mouth or the nose and immediately calls law enforcement to report himself as the victim of a crime. (the same law enforcement he will badmouth any other time). I feel strongly that this type of douche is indigenous to southwest Idaho. They are crawling all over Boise, Nampa, Caldwell, Eagle, and Meridian.

Did you see that Douchebag? He grabs my wife's ass, I pop him one on the nose, and he calls the police and now I have a to go to court for battery.

by fritzboise January 25, 2017