dork

An individual who exhibit the following characteristics:
- Funny in their own way
- Has some odd personality or unique way of thinking
- Can be themselves

Examples of real-life dorks: terbear, lains, etc..

by nyumnyum November 26, 2013

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.

Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.

by Rakis June 14, 2018

Band Dork

Someone who loves band more than anything and practically lives in the band room. They are usually in marching band and live for competitions and think football games are only for their halftime performance. And they are actually very cool people! *wink wink*

Example? Haha! how about me? ;)

by colorguardgirl3 January 5, 2005

dork the squeakhole

Pretty much what you think it means.

"That guy should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan. as in a command "dork the squeakhole"

by ChipNASA February 1, 2018

Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.

“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”

by Wise Teller May 14, 2019

Sticky Doorknob

Pouring something sticky (beer, soda, bodily fluids, etc.) on to someone's doorknob so that they grab a sticky doorknob.

Kyle and Tom were being annoying as usual, so I left them with a sticky doorknob.

by bigreddoorknobs January 12, 2021

Tae Kwon Doerobics

Dance aerobics that are inspired by the martial arts. It includes movements such as front kicks, roundhouse kicks, side kicks, punches, hand chops, and spear hands. This workout is generally accompanied by "Get Ready For This" by 2 Unlimited.

Usually taught in low level Tae Kwon Do or Karate schools. It caters to people who want to brag that they study martial arts but without ever having to take a kick or a punch or otherwise risk getting hurt during practice. These schools also rely on their Tae Kwon Doerobic prowess during demonstrations that entice families to sign up for this non-violent, yet seemingly impressive form of training.

Belt ranks (and eventually a Black Belt) can be earned in Tae Kwon Doerobics by attending class regularly for a period of time.

Jerry has a black belt in Tae Kwon Doerobics. That means he can out-dance his opponent AND look menacing at the same time. We just pray this either scares or amuses his attacker so Jerry doesn't get really hurt.

by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012