dicksand

1. the state a man is in when his penis is capable of only slowly penetrating a woman's orifice(s), due to either erectile dysfunction or lack of genital stimulation due to unpleasantly unattractive female partner, etc

Don was not pleased to find that attempting to mount the plump, ginger lady left him knee-deep in dicksand.

by sportsmanbball March 4, 2009

dickmountain

Something the YouTuber LazerBeam consistently does in games that slow him to build.

“DICKMOUNTAIN!!!”

by Canadian Cutie February 6, 2019

dickshunarea

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dick-shun-area... noun...
1... the immediate surrounding area of a hetrosexual male...
2... a course of action by an unimpressed female...
3... a common place that dicks are shunned...

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"My dickshunarea is clearly marked."...

"Girlfriend, I had to tell him where my dickshunarea was."...

"Hey pal, the womans bathroom is a dickshunarea."...

by stevonez July 1, 2007

dicksonsticks

Another Word For this is PhatChungus hes a Mcpe player that hacks blatant asf and hi shabbz if you see this

dicksonsticks means PhatChungus the mcpe player

by BlackMCNigga January 31, 2020

Ron DickSandwich

The Governor of Florida. Having him removed from office would save lives and make the IQ of Florida climb to a more sane level.

Hey, did you hear Ron DickSandwich says it’s open season in Florida and you can shoot anyone who you think might be a looter now?

by Sonicbo0mz November 11, 2020

dickshunary

1. Something that happens to mormons if they get caught having sex b4 marriage.
2. A person with the religious authority to carry out a sentencing order of social exile in the event of blatant violation of said religion's sexual code of conduct.
3. A place where lesbians live, somewhat like a convent or nunery.
4. Description of an alternate lifestyle.

They were dickshunned for having premarital sex.
He was a dickshunner.
She decided to go live in the dickshunary.

by newbie & enjoymint May 27, 2009

The Dickson

Art of letting off a barrage of gas in a closed room caused by heating hard boiled eggs and hotsauce. The Dickson works best in a non-ventilated or crowded area. It is said that The Dickson is one of the earliest forms of biologic warfare known to man. Although it's origin is unknown, it's name became widely accepted when Queen Elizabeth I's squire, Patrick Dickson was hung for "attacking" the Queen in her bed chamber. The Queen had claimed she had been set ablaze as her eyes started to water and nose started to bleed when the squire left the room (much to the same effect as ammonia). Word spread quickly of the squires deed and his parents had commented on what he had to eat that morning, hard boiled eggs and hotsauce and it's been used to that affect since.

Eric "I gave Amber The Dickson earlier at work today!"

by J.D. Doyle September 3, 2010