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dick
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you.
3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.
Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.
Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
Kenny: Why, thank you! That was a really nice thing for you to say.
Kenny: I'm a huge dick.
Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed!
dick by mashmallow515 August 6, 2011
dick
1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a cock.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.
2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.
dick by theAJbahmaster December 28, 2005
dick
1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination!!!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that boner!
3. Johnny: I just had sex with your girlfriend last night.
Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and fuck off!
dick by Hugebanana234 February 9, 2010
dick
The male sex organ.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.
Big ones are enjoyed by women.
Small ones are secretly laughed at by women.
Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.
Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours."
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"
Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using!"
dick by Lick_it_bitch August 26, 2006