cumpassion

typically how a man fulfills his desire with the woman he loves

She looked at him that certain sexual way and he knew it was time for some cumpassion.

by twangdong February 1, 2019

Clumpus

A mixture between a clumsy person and a doofus.

Halina you Clumpus!

by NeilTheSealofDucks March 22, 2022

Two Bump Clump

What you call an idiot if they can't handle One Pump Chump.

Idiot: NOOOOOOO, DON'T CALL ME ONE PUMP CHUMP!
Ultra-Chad: Alright fine, Two Bump Clump.

by Lyricus_th_Lame April 6, 2022

cumpet

Another way of referring to an infant. Typically used in highly progressive or sophisticated cultures and baby showers.

(At a baby shower)
Cindy: "What a cute cumpet, Sally!"
Sally: "wut?"
Cindy: "wut?"

by DKGoneWild February 24, 2020

cumpire

An anorexic and sometimes toothless prostitute who is really into buying new clothes and doesn't want to spend any more hoe doe than absolutely needed on food, therefore, said hoe is extremely proficient at giving very fast yet majorly cum-blasting blowjobs to as many guys as possible, and tries to fill up on said cum.

Lyla is not very pretty, but she is a super cumpire. She'll suck off the entire football team in less than a half an hour and swallow every single drop of cum!

by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

clumpnugget

a person who is dumb. ; One who is ablivious to everything.

"you're a clumpnugget"

by realthinker November 17, 2011

culpan

a tree found in the desert that rejects female contact this is thought to be the only gay tree it is also hideous looking

lewis: see that culpan over there

smith: ewww

by the myth of the north October 21, 2010