A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A cullen is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.
A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
A cullen usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a cullen.
A cullen can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A cullen can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a cullen any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A cullen.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such a bitch.
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a cullen. Your such a bitch.
by cock craver April 15, 2013
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by wheredtheygo October 28, 2008
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Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen
Emmett Cullen is one of the vegetarian vampire in the Cullen family, and is a "big brother" type. He is big, muscly, and attacks his prey like a irratible grizzly, his favorite food. His soul mate is Rosalie Hale.
Other members of the cullen family: Carlisle Cullen Esme Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Edward Cullen Alice Cullen Bella Cullen Renesmee Cullen
If you've ever seen a bear attack on T.V., you should be able to imagine Emmett hunting.
- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight
- Edward Cullen talking about Emmett Cullen hunting in twilight
by Melanie LeFleur October 6, 2008
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Get the Cullen mug.A FICTIONAL character from the poorly written book series Twilight, depicted as a vampire despite having no traditional vampire traits as portrayed in medieval folklore, and somehow sparkles in sunlight, he is the obsession of hundreds of thousands of girls of all age groups and many believe him to be real despite his entire existence being words and ink on paper, and many females who read the books no longer date human men because they are waiting for "there edward" and they set ridiculously high standards which will never be met as they are humanly impossible, literally humanly impossible
Girl on facebook group " I love Edward Cullen I dont know how I just do"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
Me Posting on different facebook group against this"the next generation of the western world is doomed all because of a fictional sparkling vampire"
by ihatecullenalot April 8, 2009
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