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Comet Shit

The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.
Dude, my guts are bubbling. I feel a Comet Shit coming on..
by BLACKLIST138 June 5, 2010
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cometishian

A cometishian is an event that is open to anyone. It has no buyins, and no cash prizes.

It is a technique applied by tournament directors to make a tournament take a direction which involves less gambling, a more skill based tournament if you will.

Advocates of cometishian style tournaments say that the game becomes a sport, with no cash prize but the winner takes the glory and perhaps some token jewellery.
Jamie Gold wanted to enter the WSOP but he was broke, luckily at the last minute the TD (tournament director) decided that he wanted his cash tournament to be more skill based with no buyins and no cash prizes, just glory. At the cage, Jamie Gold was told he could enter because the tournament had now taken the cometishian style format.
by Gullanian November 20, 2010
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Cum Comet

After waiting for a week, a guy sets up in his perfect penis place, and jumps straight into a 5-minute skeet fest. When he cums, his jizz shoots really high and really far across the room, like a comet shooting across the sky.
After going to church camp for a week, I got home and shot some cum comets onto my ceiling.
by el skeeto menito December 8, 2010
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compete

To give it your all and know you didn't leave anything on the field.

To play through the pain, and never give up.
Always compete, and never quit.
by Crazy Soccer Playa December 10, 2005
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Cometbus

One of the greatest zines ever created.
Changed the mentality of punk rock and introduced the fascinating Cometbus-esque, a unique style of writing
Aaron Cometbus is a true genius. His zine, Cometbus, has been printed since '83 and it's still fresh and with a unique writing style. long live the east bay punk scene woo!
by dr. gruff April 10, 2008
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To Comet

To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.
"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"

"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010
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comphet

short for compulsory heteronormativity, society making bright straight the default
Lesbian confusion can be due to the comphet in the world
by oswald~ November 4, 2020
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