Clickorific

The joy and pleasure of buying online at a Nordstroms sale or another high end online sale.

Oh yeah, it was clickorific, I got all the items I wanted for less than half of what I saw in the store.

by yatahe.clem December 8, 2012

clickovich

A professional raping machine often used for means of torture. Most would say these biological beings are rapists, but I would say child rapists.

That dumb clickovich. He gave my sister aids and hiv's!

by Lglgifnsneksoxkcnt May 14, 2017

Clockophile

A woman who is obsessed with clocks

Wow That woman is a serious clockophile

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

checkond

Combination of check and second. Verb: the act of checking something post haste.

Give me a checkond.

by Eksraided February 7, 2018

cleck

A word that hipsters use for clock.

"It's 11 o'cleck. Time to make the scene, dude."
"Is your retro Astroby cleck running slow, dude?"

by Lucas Watzenrode May 14, 2019

Checkout Hayley

An indecisive shopper. Often approaches the checkout with the intention of paying only to walk away again.

"Oh no! Is that Mrs Margaret?"

"Yeah, so?"

"She's so annoying, she brings her basket to the checkout, spends ages talking about her cats, holds up the queue and then goes back to Aisle 6 for her stem ginger biscuits."

"Oh dear, she sounds like a bit of

a Checkout Hayley."

by chrisspencer3993 August 25, 2020

Checkout-gasm

Term for resellers who successfully copped/secured a hype pair through a fcfs (first come, first serve) release mechanic. The feeling is quite similar to having a high like an orgasm but a bit more subtle and without the mess

Person A: Man, felt that sweet Checkout-gasm when I copped several pairs of Yzy quantums. Imma be friggin rich #hustlelife #respect

Person B: Bro those are bricks you idiot

by gonxfreecs99 October 20, 2020