An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.
definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
Tony: 'merry christmas'
Tom: 'Dude, im jewish!"
Tony: "o shit, merry christmahanakwanzika then'
The guy who killed Jeffery Dahmer (and another inmate, Jesse Anderson) in prison. He beat them to death with a broom while all three were cleaning a bathroom. Scarver said he was the "son of God", acting on his "father's" command to kill.
Christian:"Hey Johnny, my church is having a free concert tonight. Want to go?" Christaphobe:"CHURCH?!! No way! I HATE Christians! You guys are so bigoted and hateful!!!" Christian:"Johnny, are you living with Christaphobia?"