Christophe

Really kind guy. Always funny and respects everyone. Always has the best friends! Awesome guy. Always happy !

Christophe is the coolest person ever

by Bazinga2013 January 14, 2013

christophe

a cute, strange, nice, kind and charming boy

christophe is so nice to me.

by tiffanynguyen May 9, 2008

christophe

TOTAL cunt

A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.

by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017

Christophe

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"

"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"

by maamsir February 2, 2010

christophe

Christophe is the best guys around, the most handsome guy, the most intelligent. they are rich as fuck, has a big cock, and blow their load in their girlfriend's face. Like short girl with a tight ass named sandra

Christophe for the win!

by jackftw October 6, 2017

Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker

Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.

by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021

Christophe

A really blunt guy who is oblivious to the fact that someone likes them. Typically goes after someone who doesn't want them when there's someone out there who would love them the way he deserves to be loved. Often tends to be rude due to the fact he's a blunt smart ass. He's also typically a French guy, or has a French parent.

Oh look there's Christophe, to bad he's completely oblivious and a smart ass

by Opral December 17, 2021