Chemistry

Female euphamism for sexual attraction. Utilized to avoid hurting someone's feelings, but, more importantly, to hide superficiality.

Guy: So, can I see you again?
Gal: I don't think so, Hank. I'm just not feeling any chemistry.

by Vagabond King February 2, 2010

chemistry

pure evil! torture for teenagers who want to pass high school, and get into college.

I need to pass chemistry to get into college.

by Izzy May 21, 2004

chemistry

If you can hack the stigma of the title of geek, a freakin cool degree major

Chemistry?? Dude ya big geek!

by Nameless Scientist Hero December 28, 2005

Chemistry Class

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.

I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit

by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022

Dude Chemistry

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations. Or, how well guys get along.

1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."

by spybat January 8, 2010

kiss chemistry

When a kiss starts out smooth and you both build up equal momentum towards final tongue wrestling.

When we kissed on our first date there was no doubt we had good kiss chemistry.

by PaulyCat May 16, 2017

The Organic Chemistry Tutor

Literally the only reason we passed our science/math courses.

Me: "Bro, you've gotta check The Organic Chemistry Tutor out, he's amazing!"
You: "Alright, I can't wait!"

by tmkkmt October 13, 2022