Chandlered

The profound act of being so socially awkward, that sarcasm is the only escape to liberty

Famously presented by the character of chandler in F•R•I•E•N•D•S

Chandler: (talks to door) I'm funny right
Chandler: what do you know, you're just a door
Chandler: you just like knock knock jokes

The door just got chandlered

by Youonlylikeknockknockjokes April 18, 2014

Vice-Chancellor

Lying, two-faced, duplicitous cunt who is the chief executive of a British university.

The Vice-Chancellor argued to the government that students should be charged tuition fees in order to pay academic staff an appropriate salary, but then, when the fees arrived and the academic staff asked for a pay rise, he discovered that academic staff were actually very well paid indeed and in any case all the new money had already been spent, so academic staff could just go fuck themselves, while he awarded himself a 25% pay rise in recognition of his own outstanding talents.

by Happy lemming September 3, 2008

ham chandelier

What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.

Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?

by T2216639 November 13, 2016

The Chandler

When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.

Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains

by Table Tennis King October 21, 2018

pulling a chandler

To accomplish absolutely nothing in an entire day.

Man he hasn't left the couch he's pulling a chandler

by Missesright December 4, 2015

Chandedo

Venezuelan Spanish word for marshmallow.

I can't wait to go back home to the Venezuelan coast, so that I can enjoy some chocolate caliente con chandedos the this Christmas.

by StuDiouS September 17, 2014

chandelier

drinking game where one cup FULL of beer is placed in the middle of (usually) 6 other cups filled about 1/3 with beer. One player is behind each of these 6 cups, and the aim of the game is to bounce a ping pong (beer pong) ball either: 1. into the middle cup, causing all players to drink their individual cup as quickly as possible, with the last person finished their cup forced to drink the full, middle cup; or 2. into one of the 5 other players' cups, who then has to drink their own cup and gets to have the next bounce.

These guys suck balls at beer pong and I just wanna get fucked up fast, so let's play some chandelier...always does the trick.

by mdub1087 September 11, 2008