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celiac disease

An auto-immune disorder that causes intolerance to gluten, which is found in Wheat, Rye, Barley, Spelt, and several other grains - but NOT corn, rice, quinoa, or buckwheat.

If you are gluten intolerant or celiac, and you eat something with buckwheat, corn, rice, etc., and get sick, it's most likely due to cross contamination, or because you don't thoroughly read the ingredients. Another cause is that you may also have another intolerance or allergy, such as lactose or soy. Or, you ate something earlier in the day that you didn't react to until later, and now here you are blaming an innocent GF muffin. Shame on you.

If you are a celiac, you can't just watch out for bread. You have to also watch out for mayonaise, fake eggs, restaurant eggs, bbq sauce, soy sauce, salad dressing, soup, chili, processed foods, fake meat, low grade meat with fillers, malted beverages, gravy, meat bastes, mixed spices, any kind of sauce, anything you've never heard of... There might even be gluten in your shampoo. It's really easy to get sick if you're not careful.

Reactions to gluten in someone with celiac disease can occur immediately, or hours later. These reactions are nearly all-inclusive, and range from rashes, to abdominal pain, to crazy hallucinations and mood swings. But you can always bet that if you give a celiac a (non-gluten-free) cookie, he or she will ask for some pepto-bismol, directions to the bathroom, and a frying pan to hit you in the face with.
Did you see that House episode with the woman who had celiac disease, who was completely crazy and dying? That's what happens to me when I eat pie!
by celiac maniac August 25, 2010
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Cecil Harvey

The main protagonist from Final Fantasy IV. A dark knight who later becomes a Paladin.
Cecil Harvey is a total badass.
by doomsong123 August 1, 2007
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Calcium Anthropology

The study of Milk Men. Originally revealed in the comedy of Steven Wright.
The leading scientists in Calcium Anthropology concluded that the extinction of the indigenous Milk Men was due to their increasing futileness over the years.
by ramsgoldberg61 February 8, 2010
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Celibbatical

An extended break from sex.
I had to take a celibbatical to see if the burning sensation went away.
by FnClassy September 22, 2013
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Cécile

The prettiest girl in this world.

Really smart and very funny girl

often a fan of ATEEZ she supports them a lot
"Oh you are very pretty, you are a Cécile !"
by Chachacha81 January 29, 2020
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celiac quack

once you celiac, youre bound to quack
Me: Does this coke have quack in it?

Me: Fuck I mean gluten

-celiac quack-
by quackster911 November 17, 2022
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CALCIUM TOKEN

The Calcium token should not exist. Its uprising is one that came from greed and stolen from the elite. On September 21st a contract was launched on the ERC20 chain by the Shiba Inu team. This token was supposedly a dummy token to be used for other functions in the Shiba ecosystem. Someone on the team approved trading and paired 420,690,000 .0001 ETHER into the LP. Fortunately the contract contained trade functions that were meant to be removed and a bot sniped the supply! He then added LP to the tokens he sniped to create a new pair creating what is now a Robinhood type story. Though this sniper made a small fortune after pulling the LP the CAL community gathered, one by one adding LP making CAL 100% decentralized and community owned . With the backing of thousands a new era of meme cryptocurrency was born. Without a dev, without taxes, without anyone that can pull the rug CAL is bringing back the vibes that built the cryptoworld.
by shotocal September 29, 2023
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