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dick count

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.
Madonna's dick count must be over 100.
by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008
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Counter-Strike Source

The newest Counter-Strike version that came with Half-Life 2.

Improved graphics, and physics.
Dude, wanna play some CS?
Nah, im stickin' it to CSS.
by n00b May 13, 2005
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Countdown Girl

Countdown Girl - A female that looks good from a distance, but her appearance becomes progressively worse upon approach.
"I thought she was hot, but she ended up being a Countdown Girl."

"What do you mean a countdown girl?"

"I thought she was a 10, but as I was walking up to her she turned into a 9...8...7...6..."

*Hysterical Laughter*
by Dee Wayne December 7, 2009
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Countach

A grammatical interjection originating from the Piedmontese language (or dialect) native to northwestern Italy and, in particular, the province of Piedmont. The word is usually uttered as a benign expletive, and indicated in English writing with an exclamation mark.

There is no literal translation to other languages from Piedmontese (It: Piemontèis) simply because it is an expletive used to convey a sense of startled astonishment or wonder, sometimes with an undertone of slight concern. Likewise, there is no derogatory or complimentary meaning or connotation assigned to the word.

The word first came to be widely recognised when the Italian car maker, Lamborghini, introduced it's prototype of the Lamborghini Countach to the world at the 1971 Geneva Motor Show.
Countach!
OR
1) Awesome! 2) Wow! 3) Whoa! 4) Phwah!
by DannChic January 20, 2015
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countenance

Countenance is another outdated word for someone's facial expression. This word is often found in nineteenth century novels. It has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's genitals.
A: Look at Pickford's countenance. He's looking really stoned/wacked out on weed today.
B: I agree. He couldn't have a more drugged up mien. His physiognomy looked very pallid as he was dragged out of the morgue last night.
by Agent Chainsawlady September 19, 2004
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countercuse

To accuse someone of something after they accuse you of something. To offer up a courter accusation.
Bill "dude you wore that shirt two days ago, and it sucks!"
Jeb "Yo Dude, you keep track of my clothing and have an 'eye for fashion'"
Jerry "woah Bill just got countercused "
by Tep-dawg October 2, 2007
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Counter-Hump

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.
First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"
by Love Syrup June 6, 2009
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