bronson's hyper review's

A homeless guy that tries to make money off of Fortnite on Youtube.

Me: Stop being such a Bronson's Hyper review's
Friend: But I love Fortnite too much!

by CrystalRex November 29, 2018

Chugging a Bronson

The act of engaging in oral sex between two or more bros. Additionally, this phrase can be used to denote any form of sexual contact between said bros.

"Hey CJ, I had a great time chugging a bronson with you last night!" said Steve.
"Yeah!!! That was super!" replied CJ.

by LAX BROnson! September 4, 2010

bronsoon

When someone wins with no contest or when some completely devistates you.

When Jimmy plays Monopoly is an obvious bronsoon.

Wow, Mike was so rough last night in bed. It was the best bronsoon ive had in a while.

by AndrewSless August 13, 2005

bronsen

Synonym for beer, usually used by people who kick ass

Excuse me sir, where are your bronsens located?
What is the status with the bronsens for tonights party?

by Obuck April 23, 2006

Bronson

A Man of masculinity, with biceps and pectorials that are to die for. A Man who is usually chased by attractive women.

oo look at that Bronson....I want him inside me!

by SuPERf0B333 November 22, 2011

Bronsexual

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot.

2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time.

3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king.

4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals

5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter

Another Bronsexual on the TL.
That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.

by Le0verated May 14, 2020

Bronson rock

Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.

That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench

by Dr. Badwrench October 29, 2008