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Brooklynese

The way of speaking that people from Brooklyn are portrayed as having.
Bird=Boid
Bronx=Braunx
Coffee=Cawfee
Long=Laung
Oh My God= Oh My Gawd
Slippers=Slippiz
I'll talk to you in an hour=I'll tawk to you in an howa
King's Plaza=King's Plee-AZZ-a
by Pretty Tiffany August 31, 2004
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Brooklyn

Anyone with the name Brooklyn is usually THE coolest, and most popular person in town.
the name obviously means nice booty and you're lucky to have any girl called brooklyn.
on average.

She is lovable and a great friend.
" DAYYYUUUUUUUUM, check her out!"
"YEAH! I bet HER name's Brooklyn"
*'Brooklyn' walks over*
"Hey guys, I'm Brooklyn."
by ClarissaaGracee May 23, 2008
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Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus July 19, 2012
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Brooklynn

a wild, crazy, amazing girl who will always listen, keep your secrets, and absolutely crack you up! who makes awesome traditions, rides her bike, and is super awesome
Hey Brooklynn, no school tomorrow!
by TCUJACK March 7, 2011
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Brooklyn Latin

One of New York City's specialized high schools, albeit the one with the lowest cut-off score. One of the top ten schools in New York City, as well as one of the top 50 in United States. As a relatively new specialized school, it often goes unnoticed as future freshmen consider their future high school. It offers the IB Diploma, for which almost 100% of the school tries for every year. As an extremely small school, there is a warm family atmosphere in the school. We aren't very competitive with other schools, and receive a lot of homework. But we're alright; indifferent. <3
Person A: What school do you go to?
Person B: Oh, I go to The Brooklyn Latin School!
Person A: Really? I've never heard of it.
by Sleepless in Queens December 7, 2014
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Brooklyn haircut

A term mentioned in Cobra Starship's "It's Amateur Night At Apollo Creed!" in the line "I love, love girls with Brooklyn haircuts". In an interview Ryland Blackinton gave during the Really, Really, Ridiculously Good Looking tour, he explained that the term is derived from the "scenesters" that reside in Brooklyn and the haircut in question is infact a "scene" cut. Choppy layers, side swept bangs, go visit a local show for real life examples.
For examples of a brooklyn haircut, go see one of the following bands and take a good look at the haircut the majority of the girls will be sporting:
Cobra Starship, We The Kings, All Time Low, The Academy Is..., The Audition, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Forever The Sickest Kids, Mayday Parade, etc.
by Danielle Batres April 15, 2008
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Brooklyn Batter

When someone attempts to give a "Vinny Caruso" and fails, the Brooklyn batter is said to appear from the trunk of a '96 Chevy Caprice with a baseball bat and straighten things out.
After getting a blumpkin from a girl, I tried to give a girl the Vinny Caruso but I didn't have enough gas left, so the Brooklyn Batter came out and took his revenge on me off 26th and Douchebag
by MikeDfromDaBlock March 1, 2009
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