botley

Someone who suffers from a mental deficiency, see retard. So called due to Botley Park, a former mental home in Cherstey, Surrey.

"You are such a Botley."

by Lew H March 25, 2008

bottlenosed

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Boflexing

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Bottlecapping

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

by malthewiz October 28, 2018

bottle brick

Plastic bottle stuffed with plastic trash until it is compact like a brick

Made to limit a person's plastic contribution to landfills
Used as building material

Person 1: *goes to throw out plastic*
Person 2: "Don't put that in the trash. Bottle brick it"

Person 1: "You're right. Gotta look out for the environment"

by EmzieWemzie December 14, 2020

Bottle Service War

How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth

Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.

Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass

Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!

Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)

(continue for 2-6 more rounds)

by TriBeCaBoy56 January 3, 2022

Pocket Bottle

A bottle of liquor in which you take with you to typically to events in which they usually dont sell liquor or in which the establishment may sell liquor but it's over priced.

Example 1.

Johnny says hey Jim lets go to the cubs game tonight.

Jim says to Johnny well I cant go because I dont have a lot of money.

Johnny says its ok lets just get pocket bottles.

Example 2.

Kim says to Johnny you want to go watch a movie?

Johnny says ok sure but let's get pocket bottles since they dont sell alcohol there.

by Preston Walters September 21, 2009