Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019

cock blocked

Preventing a fellow male from tapping ass when hes going down the stretch. A man can cock block inadvertently but it is often done out of jealousy or asshole-ism.

"That loser couldn't get a chick for himself so he decided to hang around like a third wheel and cock blocked me instead."

by rick_james_bitch September 28, 2005

Cock Blocked by Steve Jobs

When you try to talk to a girl and she puts in her ipod ear buds.

dude, I was totally gonna talk to this girl but I got cock blocked by steve Jobs!

by carleoj79 January 11, 2011

Text Blocked

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.

Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.

by Oooboii July 31, 2010

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

by wall dough April 21, 2015

Booked it

Where you run away or dodge any way not to get caught.

But I did as what I was told and booked it to the other side.

by girlpup October 15, 2015

Bloaked

Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.

I am so bloaked for this food, I can’t wait to go home and eat it.

by Yanz Middleman March 17, 2019