benchwarmer

someone who warms the bench just for fun

joey likes to benchwarmer

by 15 year old genius April 27, 2009

benchmarks

Those suspicious white stains that you see on park benches after one of the_real_thraxz's busy nights on the town.

Jim: Good game lads, now let's sit on this bench to have a drink and cool down.
Jake: Eugh, what's that suggestive white fluid on it?
Jack: I think Thraxz's been doin' t'milk rounds for a bit of extra cash.

by A friend March 19, 2004

Benchmade

To stab someone, specifically with a knife manufactured by the Benchmade knife company

Bitch, don't make me benchmade you!

by Leotheo January 14, 2010

Bitchtard

Generally a small sexually submissive person that is also quite retarded in nature.

My girlfriend is a bitchtard when shes tired and annoyed.

by Clitdonkey the XVII April 15, 2007

Beachtard

The kid with the water gun at the beach who thinks it’s cool to spray random people.

Let’s teach the beachtard a lesson! *beats the everliving shit out of him*

by susmanThatssus August 7, 2021

benchard

same as benchod, but probably more of a easier spelling

“ you bloody benchard “
“ did you mean bhenchod ?

by meliosunknown February 27, 2022

benchmarks

standard of quality

Supervisor: OK Team, when we manufacture these widgets, we need to have no more than 2% rejected by Quality Control. That's the benchmark. OK?

by Bill - An Australian in Malaysia March 18, 2004