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Like myspace, but slightly easier to use (for those of us who are terrible when it comes to computers).
May have already dipped to myspace levels for it's overabundance of scenesters (who all preach about how they are individual and not fake), but the chavs are putting up a good fight on their part, i must admit.

Aside from the usual, they have an Authors page where anyone can submit writing they have done. most of it is terrible with no plot and poor grammar (like quizilla), but few are actually really good standard.
You can also make your own quizzes or polls, which for me is hilarious, and you can create widgets. they're like flash pictures which can be edited and whored up with stars and glitter. like photoshop.

Everybody is also free to create their own band pages, even if it's not of a real band. you can find band pages for popular cartoons, towns, characters (mr. krabs for instance), vampire obsessives (which i'm a fan of), horror movies, tim burton, my chemical romance or...Beauty Bands. Yup.

The two main types are the Chav/Trendy/Prep beauty pages, and Scene/TrashyChic/"Imperfect" beauty pages.
The trendy pages usually consist of pouting blondes, the photos taken in low level lighting and usually in the latest gear from new look, select or dorothy perkins. or bikinis/underwear, foundation. sometimes taken in the bathroom, which cracks me up a little.
The Scene pages prattle on about they will accept everybody, because "everyone is beautiful in their own way", though they sometimes have "guidlines" such as:
* individual
* have amazing, unique hair
* cool poses
* not fake
* NO POSERS PLEASE! WE WANT REAL BEAUTY
But most of the photos tend to be scene whores in garish make-up, hair that looked like it got attacked by a hair-dye-wielding electric toaster in the bath, hello kitty, clips/bows, mind boggling angles, the photos taken in low level lighting and usually in the latest gear from hot topic or some undergound alternative shop. or underwear, foundation. nearly always taken in the bathroom, which cracks me up a lot, especially when you spy a funny patterned towel or loo roll in the background.
All the "fans" of that band page would then proceed to gush over how hawt or shmexxy their hair/makeup/clothes/belt is while the ocassional sane person tells them that they are all in fact fake, attention-seeking losers. the scenesters then turn on the poor soul and batter them. not physically of course. they wouldn't want to ruin their make-up.

bebo is a lot like evesham, where i live. it may be a cesspit, but i do love it. it's got a certain charm.

i myself have a bebo. my page consists of video clips (family guy is very popular), music, photos and band pages which i am a fan of. my friends list consists of people from school, college, and those i met online. there is a page for my old highschool, which i am not a member of because my schooldays were shite and my screen name is a line i got from QI.
bebo by unhinged since 1989 December 9, 2008

beboobed 

1. The condition of possessing breasts.
2. The condition of being dazzled or fascinated by someone's (fake or real) breasts.
1. He became beboobed by wearing a set of false mammaries.
2. Aaron was beboobed by Marilyn's cleavage.
beboobed by Xiaolu November 5, 2008

Bebopping 

the act of happily wandering around aimlessly usually at a bar, party,or club.
Have you seen Lo?

Yeah she's just bebopping around.
Bebopping by toowitty4youhoes. December 25, 2010

beboosam 

Beboosam literally means "I KISS" in persian language
but some people in Montreal Canada use it in different context
"Beboosam lasho" (i kiss the middle)

jooonnnn beboosam (yeeesss i kiss)
beboosam by reza motori April 6, 2007

Bebo Stunner

A person who often does weird poses for pictures such as the duck mouth, Bebo stunners are often covered in fake tan and make up, whom a lot may be seen on bebo. Bebo stunners often spell very strangely and also are called "Bebo Stunahs" and "Beb0 5tunah5" and other variations exist.
This is an Example of a Bebo Stunner

Ciara : Boasting is not an attractive quality Simon.. :P
Simon: It is, its another of my superior sexy qualities
Ciara : Along with your modesty..
Simon: lol joke, im a 8E8o 5tuNnAh 2k4EvA
Ciara : You wish
Bebo Stunner by SimonsterBenson November 5, 2011

Bebo Age 

When a user displays their age as older/younger than they actually are.
1) His bebo age is 16 but he's obviously 13.

2) Her bebo age is 99 because she doesn't want people to know her real age.
Bebo Age by Nick 987 February 13, 2009