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bastered

Somthing that Gray often calls people in place of bastard. He hope's that it will one day spread to the rest of the population.
You bastered!....wait a minuite, isn't it bastard?

I'd rather be a bastered than a bastard.
by IronFist February 1, 2005
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The Turkey Baster Method

A non-sexual method to get pregnant. You first jizz in a turkey baster, then find a REALLY ugly ass girl who wants a kid but is too ugly to just even kiss, then you shove the turkey baster into the girls vagina and squeeze.
Guy #1; Yo that girl mad ugly, but I need a son but I dont wanna fuck dat.

Guy #2: When in doubt, The Turkey Baster Method my friend, jizz in dat baster, den shove dat shit in dat pusy niga!
by bbnk April 22, 2011
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Bantertastic

Bantertastic: The most supreme form of banter.Thought to have originated in Britain or Ireland
Person 1: Nandos was great!
Person 2:it was more than that it was Bantertastic
by Baztx July 10, 2015
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Bastet

Bast / Bastet / Baste

Egyptian goddess of the home, domesticity, women's secrets, cats, fertility, and childbirth. She protected the home from evil spirits and disease, especially diseases associated with women and children.
1. Make America Baste Again (traditional)
2. Meta Egyptian deity Kek might have been the reason Trump was elected but it’s Meta Egyptian deity Bast whomst is making America Baste Again
3. 🅱️eterson = 🅱️ast / 🅱️astet/ 🅱️aste
4. Baste yourself in the conservative juices of your political bias

5. A funny misspelling of based that in turn references HaHacat (Bastet) overtaking Pepe (Kek) as mass meme phenomena of the hive consciousness circa 2018/2019
by Alice Dé December 14, 2019
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Bastering

BASS-TER-ING A combination of the two words bothering and pestering.
Stop bastering me!!
by Morris.Smith June 19, 2020
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turkey basterd

A baby made by inseminating a female with a turkey baster
I hear she kept his used condoms to try to make a turkey basterd
by wwx822 July 15, 2014
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Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!
by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018
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