Assrape

A vigorous double-handed butt squeeze without consent, usually for the shocked reaction.

I assraped Vladimir the other day, and OH MY GOD, his ass must have been carved by angels.

by Red Fleming June 29, 2011

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

Allah AssRape

righteous under the torah and koran. This assrape is not only for personal pleasure, but is also for "allah" and the jihad. Similar to the "Metal dan" this religious enforced intercourse is very sacred to activist groups like hamas, taliban, and albert queda. Usually occurs and practiced bye taliban village elders in middle eastern countries such as "Ifuckuassistan" and Indian provinces near the Hindu KUSH like the monk town "Chedduhfrumunduh" and also seen in the the famous 1940's movie "Reise de Meine Fuhrer: Un, Babuh Heitler."

Guy 1: "allah akbar!" *explosions*
Guy2: "Allah ASSRAPPPPEEEEEE!" *different type of explosion penetrating a goats colon*

Charlotte: "hugh your Allah AssRape is amazing"
Hugh: "yea dude...i know.. i learned from the best

by slimydorritoballs December 7, 2011

Asswipe

Pertaining to the word of a piece of toilet paper, this is used executively as an insult constantly in North America. The word uses the defenition of mostly the immatury of others.

"Your a total Asswipe dude"
or
"Dude, i filled a giant asswipe yesterday!"

by Cody Hesse January 25, 2009

assnipple

A slightly swolen hemmorhoid protucing from the anal crack. Raw and red, it resembles a nipple protruding from the butt crack.

Solomon had a hard time pushing his hot dog stand down main street because each step produced uncomfortable friction from his jean pants to his assnipple.

by Barden Winstead June 28, 2006

assrape

In games such as Counter-Strike,To totally overwhelm the competition to the degree that they know they've been used like 2 bit whores and dumped by the roadside like yesterdays trash.

I sure assraped those terrorist bastards back to the stone age!

by Kick'emNDnadZ August 14, 2003

ASSRIM

An irritating person who does not even have the depth of an asshole.

J is such an assrim, she isn't even deep enough to be considered an asshole. She's a lightweight, I can't recommend her for the job.

by Rad9 September 22, 2007